I like tweeting. These are the top tweets that I posted in the late seven days.
“Best joke ever: My love life.”
“That awkward moment when a package says “Easy open” & you end up using scissors, cutter, or knife trying to open it.”
“Chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants. Plants can make salad. Therefore, chocolate = salad.”
“Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad.”
“I’m not fat. My stomach is 3D.”
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